twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

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theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

rreallyrandomstuff:

twofingerswhiskey:

kittykaterpilla:

consulting-assbutt-of-the-lord:

caniborrowyoursanity:

nowyoukno:

nowyoukno some last words

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I love how it’s a parrot and then BAM actual humans who knew

"Uh Oh."

"Quite the contrary"

VAN GOGH NO BBY COME HERE

Sorry but “uh oh” has to be the best one yet.

really kind of confused on why you fuck stains think “uh oh.” is funny.

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shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

funayurei:

people who confront tumblr users that unfollow them

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the-jing:

Me on Tumblr

tentacoolaid:

i love my fans

tentacoolaid:

i love my fans

johnbaldessorry:

lindsaychrist:

this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.

INCREDIBLE